AMERICA'S GOT TALENT so does THE STRESS FACTORY, plus SPAIN vs. NETHERLANDS

 ATTENTION ALL:

This weeks shows are special for two reasons!  1: Joe DeVito.  Joe is a club favorite, headlines throughout the country, appeared on Late Show and overall hysterical guy.  His headline dates here are always a blast and always very busy, so reserve now.  WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?  NOTHING, BUT>>>>>>>

we HAVE MORE:

Joining Joe this weekend is CHIPS COONEY.  That's right CHIPS COONEY from THE BENCHWARMERS and currently running through the talent on AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!!!  Chips is one of the funniest/greatest magicians ever and AMERICA'S GOT TALENT has noticed!  Chips had made it to Los ANGELES and we're all pulling for him to win the whole thing!  SEE CHIPS THIS WEEKEND LIVE WITH JOE DEVITO.  THIS PROMISES TO BE A BIG WEEK.  DON'T MISS IT!!!

SPAIN, congratulations, you've won some type of cup.  That's great, supposedly, it's a WORLD CUP, but I know for a fact it isn't as important as the WORLD SERIES, which apparently is so big they now do it in Poker as well!  I rooted for the Dutch, mostly because I like the sound of THE NETHERLANDS.  I always have.  I've used it usually to describe certain areas of my body.  "Man, my Netherlands are rank!" has come out of my mouth more than once.  In any case, the Dutch didn't win and now Spain is celebrating.  Wow Spain, you beat a bunch of guys wearing wooden cleats, good for you!  Doesn't matter to me either way too much.  As for Spain, you can kiss my Netherlands.