Andy Kindler and Clemons in Jail!

 THIS WEEKEND'S MUST SEE SHOW IS ANDY KINDLER

Andy, who is a regular guest on The Late Show with David Letterman, is making his first appearance at THE STRESS FACTORY.  Andy is long a favorite of the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival with appearances EVERY YEAR for more than a decade.  Andy has also been in several movies, appeared on EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND and this year was one of the JUDGES ON LAST COMIC STANDING.  Don't miss this show.

THE ROCKET FACES JAIL!?  

Whatever you do, don't lie to congress.  You can go to jail, without passing go and getting $200 I might add.  It's such a simple rule I can't believe anyone would blow it:  DON'T LIE TO CONGRESS UNLESS YOU'RE A MEMBER.  Jeez, there are so many great sources to ask.  If you need advise, you can ask almost any politician.  Charlie Rengal, Nancy Pelosi and Mark Kirk will all spend time explaining it to you.  IF you lie, you will go to jail, unless you're a member, then you'll get a book deal or at least be forced to retire to the lecture circuit with your pension.

NEXT WEEK RALPHIE MAY  DON'T DELAY, HE'S GREAT