Charlie Sheen

 Alright, how many chances does Charlie Sheen get?!!!  Yeah, I know, it's a top rated show, but a knife to the throat?  Somewhere OJ is laughing.  Look up the women he's whacked around.  

Kelly Preston -  he "accidentally" shot her.  

Denise Richards he "accidentally" shoved and threatened her.

and countless drug and alcohol problems.  HEY PRODUCERS, I'm available!  Otherwise you have to rename the show

2 Men, a kid and great Defense attorneys.