I told you it would be a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! COURTNEY LOVE IN JAIL???

 This weekend we have the amazing Brad Williams.  For those of you who know him, Brad was a regular on the MIND OF MENCIA, he's a little man with BIG LAUGHS.  Brad headlines clubs everywhere and is truly one of the funniest comics working.  THESE SHOWS WILL BE BUSY so reserve now.  PLUS YOU MIGHT WIN $1,000.00 in prizes on Saturday night!  NEW BRUNSWICK ROCKS will be giving $1,000.00 in gift cards to some lucky guy or gal so make sure you are hear on SATURDAY to have a chance.  

AUG 12 & 13 it's ANGEL SALAZAR  another sizzling weekend of great comedy with CHI CHI!  

DON'T MISS DOM IRRERA on the 14th of AUGUST, ONE NIGHT ONLY.  DOM IS FANTASTIC AND THIS WILL BE A GREAT NIGHT WITH YET ANOTHER LUCKY WINNER TAKING HOME $1,000.00 from one of the NEW BRUNSWICK ROCKS establishments. 

HERE'S THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT  LABOR DAY WEEKEND  LABOR DAY WEEKEND LABOR DAY WEEKEND it's...

RALPHIE MAY from his hit COMEDY CENTRAL ONE HOUR SPECIAL and LAST COMIC STANDING.  

Ralphie is one of the HOTTEST COMICS IN THE COUNTRY AND ONE OF THE MOST IN DEMAND ACTS PERIOD.  THIS is only his second appearance here so don't wait BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!  go to www.stressfactory.com for all the information.

NEW GAME  :  GUESS WHAT CELEBRITY WILL GO TO JAIL NEXT 

My money is on COURTNEY LOVE.  COURTNEY is sure to be feeling left out of the mix having not had any bad press lately.  I'm certain the HOLE frontwoman is brewing up some tragic events and will be viewing the world through vertical steel stripes soon.  Possible offenses:

1.) Drugs.  Always there is this possibility.  She could do a AMY WINEHOUSE any day and push album sales

2.) Drunk driving.  Long the standby for big stars, this tabloid producing activity is within her grasp and would likely not cost her too much

3.) Child abuse.  She could be caught forcing her children to listen to an entire HOLE album.  This of course is the most serious of all the above and many think Love wouldn't sink that low, me, I'm not so sure.